Wednesday, 1 April 2009

Yes We Can't

Those who can do. Those who can't give up and move on to something else. 

They also teach. 

As Canada's foremost purveyors of literay wisdom the LWOT editors announce the launch of the LWOT Writing School. In a re-imagining of the original LWOT School for the Literarily Inept, the LWOTWS provides writers with expert tutelage in their pursuit of fame from the wrtitten word. 

Based out of the magazine's world headquarters in Moncton, N.B. the LWOTWS will send one of our skilled tutors to your home where they will mentor you in the ways of the pen for one week*. Your LWOTWS tutor will bask in the warm glow of your guest room or couch as they study every aspect of your life in search of the key to unlocking your inner Ernest Buckler. 

During our tutor's stay, they will prod you with gentle criticism while feasting on the leftovers in your fridge. Daily sessions will teach you how to hone your skills, sharpen your prose and entertain a house guest. 

There are a limited number of tutoring sessions available this year so book early by emailing us at**.

*One business week, not calendar week.
**The $10,000 tutoring fee does not include round-trip airfare for the LWOTWS instructor. Price of airfare may vary depending on the season and your distance from Moncton. 

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